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Guess who got a job interview? That’s right, ME. HAHAHAH! If I get the job, someone will actually be paying me to play with photos. That’s so freakin’ neat.

laundry

Normally I do not read my spam e-mails. This is primarily due to google mail’s fairly awesome spam filter. Last night, however, something slipped through the cracks into my inbox and after reading “never before has she seen such a small dick! now you can make it bigger” I had to check out homehore.com. Big surprise, it’s a site about an all-natural, herbal penis enlargement drug. The website is nice though, considering, not too flashy except for the penises on the front page. Best part? It’s called “ManSter” and the testimonials are pretty great:

My hard-on is so powerful I feel like I got a tree trunk between my legs. I just started going out with a super hot girl and when she saw me naked the first time I was the biggest she’s ever seen. I’m at 8 inches now and I’m going to keep going. Why the hell not?
Clive, USA

Dear HerbalKing,
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Joanne Kearns , USA

Yesterday we went into San Francisco for lunch. I wanted some Spanish fare but the damn restaraunt was closed. What is this, Europe? We went to Café de la Presse right across from the Chinatown gate. It was pretty good, although my chicken was dry and not tasty enough to merit $19. At least we were seated next to a window so I could take pictures:

chicken

Looks like I have a blog. Again! Glad I don’t have this guy’s hair:
on the BART

I was thinking about writing something about BART, but I don’t have anything interesting to say. It’s just a train system.